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It’s a well known fact that as hot as most Swedish girls are, there’s is an odd form of beauty. It’s the law of diminishing returns as applied to Swedes. Simply put, they may be hot at first, but stay with a Swede long enough and they just become boring.
But really, this is my take on Tiger Woods: Who gives a shit/Who gives a fuck. I mean, really. I understand that he is an athlete, and potentially the biggest profile athlete playing today. I get that he is paid the big bucks and that he is the face of an entire sport, not to mention that he also has put forth a squeaky clean image that is actually probably the cause of his downfall. But in the end, isn’t this just the same story as John Edwards and David Letterman and Michael Jordan and countless other celebrities and athletes. Famous people can get poon on tap. Can and will.
What really blows my mind, though, is the way Tiger is just being an absolute pussy. Call me old fashioned, but if my wife found out that I was cheating on her with 13+ females throughout the course of our marriage (there was never a time that Tiger wasn’t cheating, according to reports), I’d see the revelation as the perfect opportunity to split from the wife. I mean, it’s not like he will ever be able to reach a point where everything is back to normal. So, instead, the affairs were revealed to your wife, you took your lumps (both literally and figuratively) and when the dust settles, you can escape the marriage that you clearly do not want in the first place. This is opportunity knocking, Tiger. She knows you like the strange, so now go get some with absolute freedom. Don’t be a puss and crawl back, quit your job and beg for forgiveness. Forgiveness in this case is a short-term plan and will be followed by a sexless, frigid marriage. Fuck that!
I am not condoning what Tiger did, but I definitely do not condone how he is handling it. Have the courage to follow your convictions, Tiger, even if those convictions involve dirty sex with pornstars and wannabe models.
Final thought: I heard a rumor that Tiger stood to lose upwards of $300 million if he and Elin get a divorce. First off, the man has a pre-nup agreement that will avoid such a loss. But more importantly, $300 million is nothing to Tiger. Divorce is hard for the guy working as a plumber making $40k a year as the sole bread winner in his household. That guy is going to lose 50% of everything plus more, along with longterm alimony and child support. Poor Tiger, however, will still have over $400 million, even if he has to give Elin $300. In fact, Tiger is in the small group of people where the financial implications of divorce are nil. So, enough of, “What an idiot! This will cost Tiger $300 million, just to get laid!” He can afford it and thensome.
Until next time, make mine poker!