High On Poker

Dear Tropicana:

I can appreciate the fact that you like me. I like you too. But have some self respect. It’s enough that you sent me an offer for two free rooms weekends included every week through April 8 and then extended that to May 27 before the time period ended, but to send me an additional $5 in comps and $26 in free slot play? Now you are just embarrassing yourself.

I’ve booked the room for this weekend and I’ll probably book two more weekends at least before the offers expire, so you can relax a bit. I don’t need you throwing yourself all over me. What will the other casinos think? What will my wife think?

So, please stop sending balloons from my “secret admirer” to the office and courthouses, stop standing outside my window with your boombox over your head, and please return that lock of hair you cut from me while I was sleeping. I need every bit of hair I have left.

Love (in a platonic way)

Jor “HighOnPoker” dan

PS- Until next time, make mine poker!