High On Poker

Me no am Bizzaro Jordan at Low on Poker, the worstest site on the intertubes. You no welcome to me site. Me no play poker last night. Me play really good. Me very passive. No like betting unless me have premium hand like 36o or 95o. Me like talking strategy. Best strategy is very passive. Fold to the money is good. Points are good. Me think points more important than money. Me like complaints about the BBT4. BBT4 is no good. Me hate free money and prizes. Me have good chance to win. Me like talk strategy. What to do when I have 49o preflop UTG? Push?! Me thought so. Me no donkey. Me won hand to stupid man playing AA. AA is no good. No play poker with letters. Play with numbers! Tripjax write about duck hunting. GCox writes about beer. Both write about poker. Schaubs writes small titles and long posts. Spoiler post is no good. Not very funny. No laugh out loud at work and catch the ire of Little Boss Man. F-train no gay! CK is Christian Nordic man. Dawn write more than ever and is best posts yet! Online poker better than live poker! Online poker is all reads! Me get reads online! Reads are not imporant in poker! Not important at all! Math is fun. Number one reason to play poker is for Maths. Me go now. Eat some kryptonite. Yummy kryptonite. Before last time, me no likey poker!