I don’t know what’s happening lately, but poker is really taking its toll. I played in the Wall Street Game last night, and even though I cashed in the first tournament (3rd; I busted quickly from the second, but we’ll get into that in a minute), I still can’t get over this feeling of frustration.
I often analogize poker to a girlfriend (mistress?) because I find the analogy so damn apt. In the very early beginnings of this humble, awesome blog, I even wrote a post called Battered Poker Players Syndrome, about how online poker was like an abusive lover, doling out the fists tempered randomly with sweet, sweet love, just enough to forget about the bruises and think, “But we’re in looove!” (use the appropriate whiney/sing-songy voice when reading that one aloud).
Lately, poker has been more like a cocktease. (Sorry for the terminology, current and/or future employer, but you shouldn’t be reading this anyway. Get back to working on my raise!) I keep wanting to get some off of that hot bitch. She’s attractive, mysterious, and has a great ass. But when I think I finally am in her good graces, she decides that she has had enough and leaves me alone with my blue balls and swollen member. And the worst part is that I can’t even find a satisfactory analogy for flogging the dolphin. Fucking A! No relief!
So, I’m frustrated. I can’t help but feel that I need to call her up (TONIGHT!) and see what’s she’s doing, you know, just to hang out, as friends. But the truth is, much like the guy who faces the cocktease, I don’t really care about being friends with poker. I want her to put out. So, in reality, I should probably do what works in real life and just ignore poker for a while, until she is the one calling me all, “Hey Jordan, what’s up? Haven’t seen you around. Why haven’t you been calling? I miss you.” And I’ll be all, “Hey baby. Nah, I’ve just been busy with other things. You know me, busy guy. Yeah, hanging with Backgammon and Wii. They’re cool and all. Maybe I’ll swing by if I get the chance, but I dunno. Been pretty busy.”
That should last for about 5 minutes.
Ah, fuck it. Let’s talk about the Wall Street Poker game last night. My plan was to play smart poker. It’s a single table $30 tournament with 3 spots paying. I played fairly tight in the first game, but was able to accumulate chips in a couple of major hands. In one, I held KQh in the BB and called a 600 raise from Brian in EP (2500 starting stacks). The flop came down a glorious 9TJ, with two spades, flopping me the nuts. Since I was out of position and had already lost a hand, I pushed all-in. I thought I only had 1200 or so left, since I already lost a hand earlier in the tournament, but in reality, I had 1800 left. Realistically, it didn’t make a difference. The pot had 1300 in it, so I was pretty much committed to getting all of my chips in. I also didn’t want to take the chance of giving him a free card. Brian flashed a Ten (later admitting he had ATd) before folding.
I later felted my neighbor to my right, Rob. Let me take a moment to discuss Rob. I had played with him before at the WSG and recognized him pretty quickly, even though he wasn’t sporting work clothes. He mentioned that he was reading HoP and complimented me on the AC trip report. Flattery will get you everywhere, and I thanked him for his compliment. In fact, I urge each of you readers (including you blogger/readers) to stop by your favorite blog and leave a comment merely stating “Good job with the posts lately” or whatever. Even in a community of poker bloggers, blogging is a very solitary act and it sometimes help to get perspective of an outsider. I can usually tell when I am putting out crap, but its a lot harder to tell when I am putting out decent content. So, thanks again, Rob, and I look forward to playing with you again sometime soon.
After busting Rob (I think I called his all-in when he had AJ and I had KQd…lots of KQ last night), it was just me, Brian and Matty Ebs, easily the three LAGgiest players in the tourney. Matty, in particular, was playing well, bluffing successfully on numerous ocassions. It didn’t hurt that when players pushed all-in against his raises, he held AA (twice to felt players). Brian was a bit more restrained, but he is always a force to recon with.
I was the chip leader by a small margin above Ebs, and Brian was in third with a significantly smaller stack, but still a decent amount of play. Ebs decided to raise from the SB with 77 to some unusually high number, maybe 2000. Blinds were probably 300/600, but the number itself threw me. I held A5s and was tired of Ebs running over the table. I also saw opportunity, since the logical move for either of us was to let Brian bust before risking too much. So…I pushed all-in. He took a long time, and I am sure that I could’ve done more to dissuade his call, but call he did and I was made into the shortstack as a result. I busted in the next hand, my AJ v. Brian’s 66.
Truth be told, I was disappointed about going from 1st to 3rd, but I was glad to have cashed. In hindsight, the obvious move was to wait for Brian to bust, mostly because we would’ve likely chopped 1st/2nd money at that point. But what was done was done.
In the second game, I didn’t even last a full orbit. UTG, I held KK and decided to raise to 200 from the 25/50 blinds. I got one call, Matty Ebs. The flop was 763, so I bet out again, 400. He called. The turn was a 4s, and a four-card straight, if he had a 5. I didn’t put him on a 5, so I bet out 800. He took his time before calling. While he considered his next move, he opined aloud that I had an overpair to the board. I replied, “Of course, 88 is an overpair. Your TPTK is no good.” Apparently, at this, he responded “I have TPTK and a flush draw.” But I didn’t hear that. He called. The river was a Jack of Spades, filling up the Spade Flush if he had two spades. I pushed for my remaining 1100 or so and he called, tabling his K-high straight (K7s). That’s the first time I noticed that the board had a possible flush. I should’ve listened to him more carefully and paid more attention to the board. I felt annoyed at losing KK to K7s, but the fault once again lied with me.
I threw my chips across the table in mock anger, but part of me really felt the anger. Thinking about it later that night, looking back, I felt a bit ashamed of my reaction. I just hope that it came off as more humorous than sore-loserish. I hate sore losers.
So, it was another frustrating night. I made several stupid decisions like the A5s push and the KK push on the river. But, perhaps if I keep at it, poker will finally put out. And if that doesn’t work, I guess I should just admit that I like being smacked around.
Until next time, make mine poker!







