A coworker and I were chatting about our weekends when my boss overheard the conversation. At the time, my coworker was telling me about the bachelor party he attended at the Penthouse Club in NYC. The high-class strip club features a highly-regarded steakhouse. He was talking about the large amount of money needed and my boss pops in, “Talking about casinos?” He knows me too well. My coworker explained what we were actually discussing, and while the conversation between the three of us continued, I thought of a bunch of offcolor comments that I just could not make in a work setting. But I can make them here. So, here goes the littany of comments I thought of but couldn’t say. If you can think of some more, feel free to add. In fact, the best one gets $11 to enter a Mookie of their choice! In fact, I’ll add them to my list as the day wares on. Three participants minimum for the contest to go into effect. Maximum five entries per person.
- Penthouse Club. Come for the Steak, Stay for the Fish!
- Penthouse Club. How about a little Prime Rib before that Roast Beef!
- Penthouse Club. Our meat is dry-aged, and so is our steaks!
- Do they make crotch-shaped hair nets?
Get crackin’.
Until next time, make mine poker!
January 21st, 2008 - 1:11 pm
Penthouse Club. Our steaks aren’t the only thing we give a rub.
January 21st, 2008 - 1:14 pm
Mmmm, New York strips.
January 21st, 2008 - 1:46 pm
Penthouse Club. Where a dollar gets you the best seat in town!
January 21st, 2008 - 2:02 pm
Penthouse Club Steaks – that ain’t horse radish.
January 21st, 2008 - 3:11 pm
Penthouse Club Steaks – Our pink is not rare.
January 21st, 2008 - 4:07 pm
Our steaks aren’t the only thing you will want to snatch.
January 21st, 2008 - 4:17 pm
My addendums don’t count toward the contest, but I still felt like sharing:
Steak for dinner, Hair Pie for dessert!
January 21st, 2008 - 5:02 pm
Penthouse club :
The best beef for certain….
if not the best beef curtains….
January 21st, 2008 - 6:18 pm
Yes, we know our club is expensive but you can’t meet Jordan’s missus any cheaper. Trust us on that.
January 21st, 2008 - 7:01 pm
Penthouse Club: Where you WANT the House Special to land in your lap.
Penthouse Club: There’s more sizzlin’ here than just the steaks.
January 21st, 2008 - 9:56 pm
Penthouse Club: We’re working to keep you that way.
January 21st, 2008 - 9:58 pm
Dammit, I can’t believe I screwed it up!!!
Ok, let’s try it again:
Penthouse Club: Working HARD to keep you that way.
I’m such a tard.
January 22nd, 2008 - 3:22 am
Penthouse Club: You can beat our prices…but you can’t beat our meat (or yours).
January 22nd, 2008 - 9:46 am
Penthouse Club: We have Brazilian, Argentinian and Local New York strip…and you can also get Steak.
Penthouse club: The only thing better than Steak and Potatoes is Steak and po-tang
Penthouse Club: Where boys become men and cows become meat
Penthouse Club: Where you’ll need to unbutton your pants for two reasons
I’ll save my fifth for later when I’ve really had a chance to think about it. The second is my personal fav
January 24th, 2008 - 10:09 am
Penthouse Club: Helping more men say smell my fingers daily