High On Poker

Obviously, I’m not blowing the right people at Full Tilt, because I rightfully should have won the Write Your Way Into the BBTwo Tournament of Champions Contest. But Fuel55 and JuliusGoat have been sucking the schlong overtime, because they’ve both won seats with their craptastic writing. So, congratulations, guys. Now wipe off your chin.

God. If I need to say it, here it is: I kid! A big ups to my boys Julius Goat and Fuel. Both are more than deserving. And apparently my fellatio was not all for nothing because an email from the fine folks at FullTilt implied that I may be getting some FT points for my trouble (along with every other entrant, or so it seems). Just another testament to the power of blogs.

Since my recent tiny influx of cash into online poker (although more is on its way), I’ve decided to give some away through prop bets, since I can’t seem to lose fast enough at poker. So, I’m posting a challenge for anyone interested. It’s a simple last longer bet. Pick one player for the TOC, and ONLY one player. My pick is Fuel55. He’s hungry, having never really won any money at poker, so I figure I’ll give the underdog a shot. After all, he can’t stay at the tiny $10/20 NL tables for ever.

I’ll take three such bets, and ONLY three such bets, ranging from $5-10. Your choice. If your or my pick actually wins the event, the loser pays double. Sorry about the limit, but I’m not made of money, even if my penis is gold-plated. So shiny, too.

In closing, bring it bitches and bitchettes.

Until next time, make mine poker!