Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all sizes. Presenting due to self-indulgent demand, the SNG to end all SNGs. The hype-master himself Jordan from HighOnPoker and blogger of the stars TripJax invite you to join them and a plethora of bloggers and readers alike in the first ever:
Wednesday, December 28. 2005 9PM
PokerStars, Private Tournament
Password: blogsaregay
Enter and you can enjoy an all expenses-paid trip to Poker Land. See wonderful amazing acts like the Hammer Drop, the GCox Suckout, and Sir Waffle’s Amazing Tiltopoly! See Veneno show up late and harass the crowd with her chat! See international sensation Little Acorn Man, kid extraordinaire DP, and Kipper and his vaudeville act straight from his stint in the Poconos. See the reclusive rarely seen DNasty in his first ever off-Broadway play. See Dave Roose making his blogger-game premiere. Be the first to watch as Jordan makes a jack ass of himself by being the first person out of his own tournament. NEW PLAYER: Celebrity poker player Sir Al Can’t Hang!
But wait there is more!
- On top of fame, fortune and respect, the winner of the DADI will receive two decks of Copag high-quality poker cards, made to withstand spills, bends, and diaper rashes. Prize provided by Jordan from HighOnPoker.
- Knock out Jordan (HighOnPokr), and you can rename High On Poker for one week (prize inspired by DoubleAs)!
- Knock out TripJax and win a glass card coaster!
- Knock out Surflexus and win a cool “poker package” of assorted goodies and a framed autographed copy of his first blog entry!
- Knock out Al Can’t Hang and win a copy of Al Can’t Hang and BadBlood’s Thrash Metal CD!
- Knock out Daddy and win an autographed copy of your favorite Snailtrax post!
- Knock out LadyFalcon and win an autographed copy of Double Stuffer Pt. IV!
- Knock out Boobie Lover and win the book Professional Poker!
I want to thank everyone who has offered bounties. I think that this excessive amount of bounties will make this tournament like no other before it.
Let the Games Begin!!!
December 23rd, 2005 - 9:52 am
Already signed up!
Have you ever used this one to tilt someone? “Why do bad players always have their ugly kids as their avatar?” I dropped that one on someone today
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December 23rd, 2005 - 10:30 am
your comments hate me apparently
December 23rd, 2005 - 10:47 am
It’s the new F with DNasty feature offered from Blogger.com! Patience, young grasshopper.
December 23rd, 2005 - 12:01 pm
Well shucks. I may just have to take you up on this offer. As I so often donk away my chips – whats another tournament! If I’m awake and sober and able to click a mouse, then I’ll do my best to participate in the DADI SNG.
December 23rd, 2005 - 3:33 pm
I think we’re on to something here J. I am obviously in. And as many as want to play can join. Should be good times…
December 23rd, 2005 - 3:56 pm
I encourage all bloggers participating to think of possible bounties. I think it could make for an interesting game. It doesn’t have to be anything big. Look around for gambling and poker-related crap you have that you don’t need. Maybe one of your used poker books or something. Might just shake things up.
And Trip, I’m sure we are onto something. But for me its all self-indulgent. I have the best time when playing with bloggers and I ususally cannot make the WWDN tourneys or other events, so I might as well set up my own.
GCox suggested that it might be every 2 wks. That’s possible, I guess, but I’d be happy if it were once a month.
December 27th, 2005 - 5:53 pm
I am almost half tempted to onk away my July 1995 Shana Hiatt issue of Playboy…But then again she is old news
December 27th, 2005 - 8:34 pm
We have 10 players registered so far and we are more than 24 hrs until game time.
December 27th, 2005 - 9:07 pm
lol.
Looks great. I’ve been a lurker for awhile.
I will offer up my own bounty. He/she who knocks me out will get a copy of the AlCantHang/BadBlood Bible of Thrash CD.
yeah, yippee. It’s the best I can do.
Cheers
December 27th, 2005 - 11:12 pm
I want that CD. Look out ACH. I also want surflexus’ goodies and Jordan’s cards. I am thinking up a bounty for myself and I’ll probably want to have it too so I may have to knock myself out. If I make a bonehead move and, in essence, knock myself out, can I keep my bounty?! No?! Dohl!
I’ll post my bounty tomorrow morning.
December 28th, 2005 - 12:17 am
I will try to play if I get back from the Casino in time.
December 28th, 2005 - 9:22 am
Can’t wait to start the harassment..lol
See ya!
December 28th, 2005 - 10:02 am
I have added my own bounty…check my site…
December 28th, 2005 - 10:23 am
There were 11 registered for the tourney as of this morning. I will not post right now, because I want this to be foremost in my blog, and I don’t have much to say anyway. I look forward to playing later tonight. See you all there.
December 28th, 2005 - 10:49 am
I’m in.
I think.
Anyone who knocks me out gets an autographed script (courier font) of their favorite SnailTrax post.
That and $17 could get you a nice sub sandwich.
December 28th, 2005 - 11:24 am
Thank you Daddy.
December 28th, 2005 - 2:41 pm
The person that knocks me out (since I have no shot at winning this) gets the book Professional Poker.
December 28th, 2005 - 4:29 pm
Whoever knocks me out gets my autographed copy of “Double Stuffed Part IV.”